False Hope

January weather is brutal.  You don't know if it's going to snow or be 50 degrees.  That's why I think winter weather always gives us false hope that spring is right around the corner.  You get a couple of nice days and think about how great it is outside and of all the projects you've got to do.  I would almost rather it just stay cold until March.  Then suddenly it would be 50 or 60 degrees everyday.  That would be great.

Cold Weather = Pee

Like its not bad enough for people with small bladders.  Take a few sips of a cold beverage in the wintertime and BAM, nature calls.  I think winter weather causes me to pee like 2 or 3 times more often than in warmer weather.  Come on.  It's a good thing my desk is about 10 feet from the bathroom.  I bet I lose weight in the wintertime with how much I pee.  Geez, what a pisser.

Dry Skin

Winter is the worst time of year on your skin.  Everybody has dry lips, dry hands, dry everything.  I hate it.  Why don't I live in Arizona or something?  I hate the cold, because you have to bundle up.  Then, the cold dries you out.  It's miserable.  Dry legs, hands, arms, cheeks, everything.  (Did I already say that?)  Isn't there something we can do to keep our skin feeling good all year 'round?

End of Summer

When summer begins to fade and the air gets a nice crisp chill in the mornings, I get a little sad.  I am a summer guy.  I like to be outside playing golf, mowing the yard, playing with the kids.  Winter is so drab and confined.  Who likes cold windy days?  They suck.  I guess it's 6-7 more months before things will turn around.