Christmas Lists

People every year ask what you want for Christmas.  You never can think of anything, so you take your time and make a list.  Then, when you give your list out to all those people, they get mad and say your list isn't good enough.  Huh?  I put what I wanted on my list.  You can either get me what I want or figure it out yourself.  I mean, you asked for the list and you got it.  Sorry, that's the way it works.

Christmas Week

Ah, here we are, just days away from Christmas.  All the last minute shoppers are out and about.  Don't even try to go to the mall or Wal-Mart.  It's nuts out there.  Why do so many people have to wait until the last minute?  It's just like shopping for birthday gifts, you don't have to wait until the day before, but people do anyway.  It's not like you can forget what day Christmas is on.  It's Insanity Week.  Good luck.

Christmas Lights

What is it with Christmas traditions?  Who thought putting lights on your house in December was a good idea?  Even worse than that is having to take them down in January, if they aren't frozen to your house.  And why is it that the Christmas tree has to be put up the day after Thanksgiving?  What will they think of next?  A designated shopping day?