Death, Taxes, and Sportscenter

The old saying is that death and taxes are the only givens in life.  I think Sportscenter should be added to that list.  Whenever you need a pick-me-up just click on ESPN and Sportscenter is surely on.  They have like 9 episodes a day.  So when you haven't heard enough about Brett Favre, Michael Vick, T.O., or Tiger Woods, remember Sportscenter is always on.  Boo-yaa.