Weekend Plans

It's funny how things never quite work out as expected.  All week long you plan out the things you are going to do over the weekend.  Then wouldn't you know it, by Friday afternoon all of your plans have changed.  Things pop up.  Things you forgot about that you need to finish.  All the little projects you need to do before springtime.  All the laundry and cleaning you need to do.  WHAM!!  The weekend's over.  Time to start planning for next weekend. 

Weekend Time Warp

I think somewhere there is a time warp that speeds up time from Friday afternoon until Sunday night.  One minute you are leaving work on Friday night and the next thing you know you are back at work on Monday morning.  How can this be?  Once Monday does roll around, somebody puts the time warp machine in slow motion. 

Pizza on the Weekend

Is there anything better for a lazy American on a weekend than ordering pizza?  It's one of the great American traditions.  Be lazy, eat some grease, and you don't even have to make it.  And it always seems like pizza tastes better on a weekend.  How can you beat that?